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My New Year's Resolutions01-04-09 DOCS > My New Year's Resolutions - It's a brand new year with wonderful opportunities and potential, so here's a list of all the things I intend to put off until later.
 
I Had Some Weird Dreams11-21-08 DOCS > I Had Some Weird Dreams - Not much going on right now, but I had some pretty strange dreams this week. Thought I'd share 'em with the class.
 
I Hate Crickets09-24-08 DOCS > I Hate Crickets - They are noisy and totally gross.
 
Lacrosse Mania06-12-08 GAMES > Lacrosse Mania - I still do Flash contracts occasionally. Here's a game I made for the Lacrosse Sensations website.
 
Transformers the Game, the Review08-26-07 DOCS > Transformers the Game, the Review - Frosty reviews the recent Transformers game.
 
My Move To Richmond01-03-07 DOCS > My Move To Richmond - With Commentary! - Frosty and I hold an intelligent, informed discussion about my move to Virginia and the ramifications it had on the environment.
 
Help Wanted12-03-06 DOCS > Help Wanted - This is MaximumTacoLord's last article for Rail!... until I blackmail him again.
 
Taco, Slave of the Webmasters11-28-06 DOCS > Taco, Slave of the Webmasters - The Internet is a series of tubes!
 
Man with PS3 Continues Playing Final Fantasy 1211-20-06 DOCS > Man with PS3 Continues Playing Final Fantasy 12 - A message from MaximumTacoLord: "This is my 2 weeks notice, you making me stop playing ff12 jerk!"
 
JJ Wonders why Dinner Date hasn’t Called Yet11-15-06 DOCS > JJ Wonders why Dinner Date hasn’t Called Yet - This article by MaximumTacoLord reminds me of my more youthful days. Ah, nostalgia... 
 
Scary Stuff11-05-06 DOCS > Scary Stuff - At long last, we discover what MaximumTacoLord truly fears. 
 
I am More than a Strip Club!10-30-06 DOCS > I am More than a Strip Club! - Halloween is around the corner, and MaximumTacoLord is sick of the strip club ads in the Onion. 
 
Gamer Wonders if Game was Worth 8 Controllers10-16-06 DOCS > Gamer Wonders if Game was Worth 8 Controllers - We've all been there.
 
At Least Your Roommate isn’t Zombie-Munching Crazy!10-07-06 DOCS > At Least Your Roommate isn’t Zombie-Munching Crazy! -"Zombies", "Explosions", "Laughter", "Death", and "Metal" are but a few of the many words you will find in this article.
 
United Nations Representatives Outraged by Poorly Planned Tekken Tournament10-07-06 DOCS > United Nations Representatives Outraged by Poorly Planned Tekken Tournament - When diplomacy fails, United Nations representatives prepare their special attacks.
 
Michael or a Ninja?09-25-06 DOCS > Michael or a Ninja? - The debate continues - MaximumTacoLord discusses this topic using a select combination of praises and insults.
 
How the Chicken Crossed the Road09-17-06 DOCS > How the Chicken Crossed the Road - *SPOILER ALERT* - This article by MaximumTacoLord actually appears to be more about roads than chickens.
 
Psychology Teachers, Lowest of All the Grade Keepers09-11-06 DOCS > Psychology Teachers, Lowest of All the Grade Keepers - I don't think MaximumTacoLord likes Psychology teachers very much.
 
In a Genre Filled with Crap, Prepare for More09-05-06 DOCS > In a Genre Filled with Crap, Prepare for More - MaximumTacoLord discusses the repetitive, redundant nature of Halloween horror movie sequels.
 
Maniacal Laughter: Easy to Start, Hard to Maintain08-30-06 DOCS > Maniacal Laughter: Easy to Start, Hard to Maintain - It ain't as simple as it looks, folks.
 
Aspiring Super Villain Considers Michael for a Nemesis08-26-06 DOCS > Aspiring Super Villain Considers Michael for a Nemesis - Will evil triumph?
 
Rail To Consider More Ads08-07-06 DOCS > Rail To Consider More Ads - While you're here, be sure to visit our sponsors!
 
Serial Killers Protest Negative Portrayal in Media07-24-06 DOCS > Serial Killers Protest Negative Portrayal in Media - They're just misunderstood.
 
Barnes and Noble: Finally, Nerds Can Feel Alienated Even In A Bookstore07-24-06 DOCS > Barnes and Noble: Finally, Nerds Can Feel Alienated Even In A Bookstore - MaximumTacoLord writes about nerds, libraries, bookstores, pesticides, and more.
 
RPGs have become the 5-907-17-06 DOCS > RPGs Have Become the 5-9  - MaximumTacoLord discusses RPGs, moogles, and rabbit teeth in an enthusiastic and slightly zealous manner.
 
Hip-Hop, First Marketing Group to Target Fairies07-10-06 DOCS > Hip-Hop, First Marketing Group to Target Fairies  - Hip Hop Marketing takes over the forest!
 
Smokers Remain Blissfully Unaware of Latest Campus Anti-Smoking Campaign.06-29-06 DOCS > Smokers Remain Blissfully Unaware of Latest Campus Anti-Smoking Campaign  - MaximumTacoLord wrote this article. Read it.
 
Local Bus Patron Annoyed By Singing Man06-20-06 DOCS > Local Bus Patron Annoyed By Singing Man - According to MaximumTacoLord, this one is actually 100% true.
  
Zombies are Pigs06-12-06 DOCS > Zombies are Pigs - A scathing, shocking commentary on workplace discrimination. MaximumTacoLord reports: Tonight at 11.
 
Elvis, Evil Robots and Beyond06-07-06 DOCS > Elvis, Evil Robots and Beyond - MaximumTacoLord spins a mysterious, classic tale of betrayal, suspense, and murder! No, actually... I have no idea what this guy's talking about. 
 
Fans Outraged Favorite Starving Poet Used Book Sales to Buy Food. 05-29-06 DOCS > Fans Outraged Favorite Starving Poet Used Book Sales to Buy Food - Here's another one from MaximumTacoLord.
 
Violence against Doppelgangers on the Rise05-21-06 DOCS > Violence against Doppelgangers on the Rise - Our new guest writer, MaximumTacolord, tells us all we need to know.
 
Burgers Are Evil02-24-06 ANIMATION > Burgers Are Evil - My fourth Subway SA! cartoon. Beware the burgers, for they are EVIL! (EXTERNAL LINK)
Click here for credits and production notes.
 
Training02-02-06 ANIMATION > Training - Here's my third Subway SA! cartoon! Stay in school! Drink your milk! (EXTERNAL LINK).
Click here for credits and production notes.
 
Frosty The Fox Hates Litter01-18-06 ANIMATION > Frosty the Fox Hates Litter - Another short I made for Subway's SA! site (EXTERNAL LINK).
Click here for credits and production notes.
 
A Package From My Past12-27-05 DOCS > A Package From My Past - I review a package my father sent me, filled with items from my teen years.
 
Music for the Holidays12-25-05 DOCS > Music for the Holidays - Frosty reviews a few holiday albums.
 
Toothbrush Land11-15-05 ANIMATION > Toothbrush Land - A fun little short I made for Subway's SA! campaign. (EXTERNAL LINK)
Click here for credits and production notes.
 
Carpal Tunnel Deli10-21-05 GAMES > Carpal Tunnel Deli - Here's an experimental drag-and-drop whack-a-mole-style game! Disclaimer: May hurt your wrists!
 

January 10, 2010

So...

How've you been?

First things first: Let's pretend I wrote the New Year's article this year. That way, I'll feel like I'm all caught up, and everybody's happy.

Here's my announcement: Rail! will return soon. A site reboot, new articles, and new animations are all currently in development. It's still too early to set a date for the new site, I can only announce that I am taking steps to make it happen.

I'm looking forward to working on my baby again. I'll chat with you all soon!

-Michael

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