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My New Year's Resolutions01-04-09 DOCS > My New Year's Resolutions - It's a brand new year with wonderful opportunities and potential, so here's a list of all the things I intend to put off until later.
 
I Had Some Weird Dreams11-21-08 DOCS > I Had Some Weird Dreams - Not much going on right now, but I had some pretty strange dreams this week. Thought I'd share 'em with the class.
 
I Hate Crickets09-24-08 DOCS > I Hate Crickets - They are noisy and totally gross.
 
Lacrosse Mania06-12-08 GAMES > Lacrosse Mania - I still do Flash contracts occasionally. Here's a game I made for the Lacrosse Sensations website.
 
Transformers the Game, the Review08-26-07 DOCS > Transformers the Game, the Review - Frosty reviews the recent Transformers game.
 
My Move To Richmond01-03-07 DOCS > My Move To Richmond - With Commentary! - Frosty and I hold an intelligent, informed discussion about my move to Virginia and the ramifications it had on the environment.
 
Help Wanted12-03-06 DOCS > Help Wanted - This is MaximumTacoLord's last article for Rail!... until I blackmail him again.
 
Taco, Slave of the Webmasters11-28-06 DOCS > Taco, Slave of the Webmasters - The Internet is a series of tubes!
 
Man with PS3 Continues Playing Final Fantasy 1211-20-06 DOCS > Man with PS3 Continues Playing Final Fantasy 12 - A message from MaximumTacoLord: "This is my 2 weeks notice, you making me stop playing ff12 jerk!"
 
JJ Wonders why Dinner Date hasnít Called Yet11-15-06 DOCS > JJ Wonders why Dinner Date hasnít Called Yet - This article by MaximumTacoLord reminds me of my more youthful days. Ah, nostalgia... 
 
Scary Stuff11-05-06 DOCS > Scary Stuff - At long last, we discover what MaximumTacoLord truly fears. 
 
I am More than a Strip Club!10-30-06 DOCS > I am More than a Strip Club! - Halloween is around the corner, and MaximumTacoLord is sick of the strip club ads in the Onion. 
 
Gamer Wonders if Game was Worth 8 Controllers10-16-06 DOCS > Gamer Wonders if Game was Worth 8 Controllers - We've all been there.
 
At Least Your Roommate isnít Zombie-Munching Crazy!10-07-06 DOCS > At Least Your Roommate isnít Zombie-Munching Crazy! -"Zombies", "Explosions", "Laughter", "Death", and "Metal" are but a few of the many words you will find in this article.
 
United Nations Representatives Outraged by Poorly Planned Tekken Tournament10-07-06 DOCS > United Nations Representatives Outraged by Poorly Planned Tekken Tournament - When diplomacy fails, United Nations representatives prepare their special attacks.
 
Michael or a Ninja?09-25-06 DOCS > Michael or a Ninja? - The debate continues - MaximumTacoLord discusses this topic using a select combination of praises and insults.
 
How the Chicken Crossed the Road09-17-06 DOCS > How the Chicken Crossed the Road - *SPOILER ALERT* - This article by MaximumTacoLord actually appears to be more about roads than chickens.
 
Psychology Teachers, Lowest of All the Grade Keepers09-11-06 DOCS > Psychology Teachers, Lowest of All the Grade Keepers - I don't think MaximumTacoLord likes Psychology teachers very much.
 
In a Genre Filled with Crap, Prepare for More09-05-06 DOCS > In a Genre Filled with Crap, Prepare for More - MaximumTacoLord discusses the repetitive, redundant nature of Halloween horror movie sequels.
 
Maniacal Laughter: Easy to Start, Hard to Maintain08-30-06 DOCS > Maniacal Laughter: Easy to Start, Hard to Maintain - It ain't as simple as it looks, folks.
 
Aspiring Super Villain Considers Michael for a Nemesis08-26-06 DOCS > Aspiring Super Villain Considers Michael for a Nemesis - Will evil triumph?
 
Rail To Consider More Ads08-07-06 DOCS > Rail To Consider More Ads - While you're here, be sure to visit our sponsors!
 
Serial Killers Protest Negative Portrayal in Media07-24-06 DOCS > Serial Killers Protest Negative Portrayal in Media - They're just misunderstood.
 
Barnes and Noble: Finally, Nerds Can Feel Alienated Even In A Bookstore07-24-06 DOCS > Barnes and Noble: Finally, Nerds Can Feel Alienated Even In A Bookstore - MaximumTacoLord writes about nerds, libraries, bookstores, pesticides, and more.
 
RPGs have become the 5-907-17-06 DOCS > RPGs Have Become the 5-9  - MaximumTacoLord discusses RPGs, moogles, and rabbit teeth in an enthusiastic and slightly zealous manner.
 
Hip-Hop, First Marketing Group to Target Fairies07-10-06 DOCS > Hip-Hop, First Marketing Group to Target Fairies  - Hip Hop Marketing takes over the forest!
 
Smokers Remain Blissfully Unaware of Latest Campus Anti-Smoking Campaign.06-29-06 DOCS > Smokers Remain Blissfully Unaware of Latest Campus Anti-Smoking Campaign  - MaximumTacoLord wrote this article. Read it.
 
Local Bus Patron Annoyed By Singing Man06-20-06 DOCS > Local Bus Patron Annoyed By Singing Man - According to MaximumTacoLord, this one is actually 100% true.
  
Zombies are Pigs06-12-06 DOCS > Zombies are Pigs - A scathing, shocking commentary on workplace discrimination. MaximumTacoLord reports: Tonight at 11.
 
Elvis, Evil Robots and Beyond06-07-06 DOCS > Elvis, Evil Robots and Beyond - MaximumTacoLord spins a mysterious, classic tale of betrayal, suspense, and murder! No, actually... I have no idea what this guy's talking about. 
 
Fans Outraged Favorite Starving Poet Used Book Sales to Buy Food. 05-29-06 DOCS > Fans Outraged Favorite Starving Poet Used Book Sales to Buy Food - Here's another one from MaximumTacoLord.
 
Violence against Doppelgangers on the Rise05-21-06 DOCS > Violence against Doppelgangers on the Rise - Our new guest writer, MaximumTacolord, tells us all we need to know.
 
Burgers Are Evil02-24-06 ANIMATION > Burgers Are Evil - My fourth Subway SA! cartoon. Beware the burgers, for they are EVIL! (EXTERNAL LINK)
Click here for credits and production notes.
 
Training02-02-06 ANIMATION > Training - Here's my third Subway SA! cartoon! Stay in school! Drink your milk! (EXTERNAL LINK).
Click here for credits and production notes.
 
Frosty The Fox Hates Litter01-18-06 ANIMATION > Frosty the Fox Hates Litter - Another short I made for Subway's SA! site (EXTERNAL LINK).
Click here for credits and production notes.
 
A Package From My Past12-27-05 DOCS > A Package From My Past - I review a package my father sent me, filled with items from my teen years.
 
Music for the Holidays12-25-05 DOCS > Music for the Holidays - Frosty reviews a few holiday albums.
 
Toothbrush Land11-15-05 ANIMATION > Toothbrush Land - A fun little short I made for Subway's SA! campaign. (EXTERNAL LINK)
Click here for credits and production notes.
 
Carpal Tunnel Deli10-21-05 GAMES > Carpal Tunnel Deli - Here's an experimental drag-and-drop whack-a-mole-style game! Disclaimer: May hurt your wrists!
 

June 5, 2010

Ladies, Gentlemen, and MaximumTacoLord,

It looks like the hiatus will continue until I find some sort of work/life/hobby balance, or discover a way to pause the relentless flow of time long enough to work on my stupid little website.

I’ve considered just pulling the plug on the whole thing, but that would be a waste.  I may eventually need a place to put my thoughts again, and it’ll be like “Hey, I already have this website I’m not using…”

-Michael

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