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section contains documents, rants, reviews, and anything
else my fevered brain can come up with.
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 01-04-09
My New Year's Resolutions - It's a brand new year with wonderful opportunities and potential, so here's a list of all the things I intend to put off until later. |
 11-21-08
I Had Some Weird Dreams - Not much going on right now, but I had some pretty strange dreams this week. Thought I'd share 'em with the class. |
 09-24-08
I Hate Crickets - They are noisy and totally gross. |
 08-26-07
Transformers the Game, the Review - Frosty reviews the recent Transformers game. |
 01-03-07
My Move To Richmond - With
Commentary! - Frosty and I hold an intelligent, informed
discussion about my move to Virginia and the ramifications it had
on the environment. My first article in a little over a year! |
 12-03-06
Help Wanted - This is
MaximumTacoLord's last article for Rail!... until I blackmail him
again. |
 11-28-06
Taco, Slave of the Webmasters -
The Internet is a series of tubes! |
 11-20-06
Man with PS3 Continues Playing Final Fantasy 12
- A message from MaximumTacoLord: "This is my 2 weeks notice, you making me stop playing ff12 jerk!" |
 11-15-06
JJ Wonders why Dinner Date hasn’t Called Yet -
This article by MaximumTacoLord reminds me of my more youthful
days. Ah, nostalgia... |
 11-05-06
Scary Stuff - At long last, we
discover what MaximumTacoLord truly fears. |
 10-30-06
I am More than a Strip Club! - Halloween is around the corner, and MaximumTacoLord is sick
of the strip club ads in the Onion. |
10-16-06
Gamer Wonders if Game was Worth 8 Controllers - We've all been there. |
 10-10-06
At Least Your Roommate isn’t Zombie-Munching Crazy! - "Zombies", "Explosions", "Laughter",
"Death", and "Metal" are but a few of the many
words you will find in this article. |
 10-07-06
United Nations Representatives Outraged by Poorly Planned Tekken Tournament - When diplomacy fails, United Nations representatives prepare
their special attacks. |
 09-25-06
Michael or a Ninja? - The debate continues - MaximumTacoLord discusses this topic
using a select combination of praises and insults. |
 09-17-06
How the Chicken Crossed the Road - *SPOILER ALERT* - This article by MaximumTacoLord actually
appears to be more about roads than chickens. |
 09-11-06
Psychology Teachers, Lowest of All the Grade
Keepers - I don't think MaximumTacoLord likes Psychology teachers very
much. |
 09-05-06
In a Genre Filled with Crap, Prepare for More - MaximumTacoLord discusses the repetitive, redundant nature
of Halloween horror movie sequels. |
 08-30-06
Maniacal Laughter: Easy to Start, Hard to Maintain - It ain't as simple as it looks, folks. |
 08-26-06
Aspiring Super Villain Considers Michael for a Nemesis - Will evil triumph? |
 08-07-06
Rail To Consider More Ads - While you're here, be sure to visit our sponsors! |
 07-31-06
Serial Killers Protest Negative Portrayal in Media - They're just misunderstood. |
 07-24-06
Barnes and Noble: Finally, Nerds Can Feel Alienated Even In A Bookstore
- MaximumTacoLord writes about nerds, libraries, bookstores,
pesticides, and more. |
 07-17-06
RPGs Have Become the 5-9
- MaximumTacoLord discusses RPGs, moogles, and rabbit
teeth in an enthusiastic and slightly zealous manner. |
 07-10-06
Hip-Hop, First Marketing Group to Target Fairies
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Hip Hop Marketing takes over the forest! |
 06-29-06
Smokers Remain Blissfully Unaware of Latest Campus Anti-Smoking
Campaign -
MaximumTacoLord wrote this article. Read it. |
 06-20-06
Local Bus Patron Annoyed By Singing Man -
According to MaximumTacoLord, this one is actually 100% true. |
 06-12-06
Zombies are Pigs -
A scathing, shocking commentary on workplace discrimination.
MaximumTacoLord reports: Tonight at 11. |
 06-07-06
Elvis, Evil Robots and Beyond
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MaximumTacoLord spins a mysterious, classic tale of betrayal,
suspense, and
murder! No, actually... I have no idea what this guy's talking
about. |
 05-29-06
Fans Outraged Favorite Starving Poet
Used Book Sales to Buy Food
- Here's another one from MaximumTacoLord. |
 05-21-06
Violence against Doppelgangers on the Rise
- Our new guest writer, MaximumTacolord, tells us all we need
to know. |
 12-27-05
A Package From My Past -
I review a package my father sent me, filled with items from my
teen years. |
 12-25-05
Music
for the Holidays - Frosty reviews a few holiday albums. |
 07-06-05
The Making of "I Like My Women
Inbred - Special Edition" - The title sums it up
pretty well. I started writing this article in 2003. It's um, 2005
now. |
 01-08-05
How To
Create "The Mood" Inexpensively And Easily - Frosty writes about candles. Holy crap,
does this one have a lot of photos. |
 01-03-05
The Hole In My Apartment
- Frosty tells us a heart-warming story about a boy and a his
leaky ceiling. |
 12-08-04
More Old-School PC Games - With
Downloads!
- Bored? I bashed out a couple of sloppy game reviews. |
 12-07-04
Review: Breaking Benjamin - "So Cold"
EP
- Frosty reviews Breaking Benjamin's latest EP. |
 11-14-04
Ten Reasons Why I Like the Winter
- A quick top 10 list from Patrick, since I'm busy
playing Halo 2! |
 09-28-04
The Laundry Article
- Frosty tells us all how to make the most of our
laundry time! |
 09-07-04
The Dance Chick - A
day in the life of Frosty - Copied and pasted from an MSN
Messenger conversation. |
 08-20-04
Game Review: Doom 3
- I wrote a Doom 3 review because hey, everybody else is
doing it! |
08-07-04
Dating Tips and Advice from Your Uncle Frosty
- New Rail! writer Frosty gives us all much-needed
grooming tips and dating
advice! |
 01-10-04
Interview: Storm (From the black metal band
Masshu) - An interview with Masshu's malevolent frontman.
With MP3 downloads and an extra-evil BLACK BACKGROUND! |
 10-14-03
Construction
Workers Messed Up My Yard - Let me explain. I
originally just wanted to complain about a hole in my yard. PHOTOSHOP
CONTEST INSIDE |
 07-13-03
Review: NOFX - The War on Errorism -
NOFX's latest album is reviewed. |
 06-05-03
Things My Mother Brought Over -
I review a few items my mom brought up from Florida. |
 03-20-03
Review: A
Tribute to The Ramones - A review of the recent Ramones
tribute album. |
 11-29-02
Game Review: Shark! Hunting the
Great White - The scariest game ever, in my
opinion. |
 11-07-02
Why Do They Do It? - Parking Lots
- Guest writer Patrick rants about parking lots. |
 09-17-02
Heavy Metal Doodles and Sketches
- A review of some sketches I made in High School in the
early 1990's. |
 05-23-02
Journal: My Car Got Smacked In
The Parking Lot By Some Asshole - The title pretty
much explains it all. |
 04-11-02
Game
Review: Super Duper Tic-Tac-Toe - The new,
improved version of the classic strategy game is reviewed
for your edification. |
 04-04-02
How To Get Rid Of
Telemarketers - This article
is based on an old PowerPoint presentation I wrote for
school. I posted it to the site for grins. It's not
necessarily funny, but it's over 1000 words, and I need as
much content as I can get. |
 03-17-02
Edgren
Reunion. Vegas. 1998 - Drinking and smoking
and bungee jumping and strippers and ELVIS! |
 01-24-02
Clash of the
Titans Concert - 1991 - One of the greatest
metal concerts of all time - and we weren't allowed to
mosh! |
 01-11-02
My Favorite Old-School PC Games
- With Downloads! - I'm a nostalgic loser of a gamer.
Here's a look back at the games that made me the
screeching nerd I am today. |
 12-13-01
Top Ten Meals For Lazy Single Guys
- Do you hate to cook? Don't like washing dishes? Read
this article! |
 10-29-01
Product Review: PhotoMAX
FUN! FLASH 640 Digital Camera - Digital
cameras are fun! |
 10-16-01
Profile: A Spill Absorber Rabbit!
- Rabbits hate cleaning grease spills. |
 10-06-01
Crap From My Personal Home Page
- One of Rail!'s first articles, based on news/log posts
from my first home page. Reformatted and restored to the
site on September 2, 2004. |
 10-05-01
My Visit To Disney World - A traumatic experience
from my childhood. |
 09-04-01
A Letter From PACM - Also known as "Why We
Should Ban Country Music" |
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