My mother asked me if I wanted to keep this alarm clock, since she still thinks I'm five.

Spider-Man Alarm Clock

Now, it's not that I'm "too cool" or "too mature" for a Spider-Man alarm clock. I've got Optimus Prime posing heroically on my desk and I thought Toy Story was one of the best movies ever made.

It's the song. The Spider-Man theme song, though catchy, is one of the cheesiest, dorkiest tunes ever recorded. I'll let you see what I mean. I recorded the alarm clock and made Spider-Man dance. You may notice a little bit of feedback (Microphone levels may have been a little too high).

Click PLAY after the plugin loads.

Could you imagine waking up to that every morning? Or more specifically, could you wake up to that every morning without slowly losing your very mind and soul? 

(Hacking away at victim's body) Spider MAN SPIDER MAN DOES WHATEVER A SPIDER CAN AAARRGH RYYLKJ!!!!!!!!!! KILL! KILL!

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