Last and least...

My old seat cushion: Lifeless, dull colors. The constant, violent weight of my buttocks has flattened it to the point where it barely serves as a usable cushion at all. Maybe I should get out more, get up and get some exercise, make something of my life...

...BUT WAIT!

Now here is a butt-pad with style! Bright colors, extra padding, and a non-slip bottom make this THE butt-pad for the person-who-sits-on-his-ass on the go!

The coca-cola cushion should be perfect, but even this wondrous innovation has its flaws. I mentioned that it has extra padding, right? It's over three inches thick. Which makes my knees higher. Now I hit my knees on my desk when I sit down quickly. After doing this about ten or twelve times in a row it gets to be quite painful. So, I'm going back to the old flat green pad for now. It's served me well over the years, and I shall not take it for granted anymore. I shall wash it with Tide and fabric softener, and dry it on the "low" setting.

Well, that's all I've got for now. I could've added dinosaur playing cards or Star Trek Yahtzee to the review, but enough is enough. From now on, I'll try to stick to simple album or game reviews.

-Michael